Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…
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Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…
EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😠because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview 🙄 with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…