Disturbed Finds 110,897 People Who Still Own CD Players on “The Sickness” Victory Lap
Alright, metalheads and casual listeners (we see you!), let’s talk about DISTURBED and their groundbreaking, earth-shattering, life-altering (yeah, right) “The…
Tag: horror
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…
Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)
Okay, so like, 🙄 Josh Freese, who apparently thought he was hot stuff, 🙄 has graced us with a list…
So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🤣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. 🙄
Okay, listen up, sheeple! 🐑 You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…
DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…
CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More
So, CRYPTOPSY, those lovable grandpas of guttural growls, are dropping their *ninth* studio album, “An Insatiable Violence,” on June 20…
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈🔥
So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…