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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination
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MUSE Drops ‘Unravelling’ Lyric Video: Prepare for Three More Years of Radio Domination

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, the self-proclaimed “Grammy Award”-winning English rock band MUSE (because apparently, one or two Grammys from decades ago still matter…

KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
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KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…

“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
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“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…

Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
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Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…

MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab
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MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those purveyors of fine, aged cheese 🧀, are releasing yet ANOTHER compilation album, “From The Beginning”, on September…

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
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AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…

Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
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Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…

Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)
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Obama’s EPIC FAIL: Begs for Trump Resistance (Cringe!)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! Obama, the former Divider-in-Chief, is back to lecture us on democracy, or what’s left…

Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
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Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…

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