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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
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Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
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US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
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The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
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DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……

Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
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Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…

Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
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Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…

Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

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