Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
GEORGE LYNCH: Getting Up Close And Personal With EDDIE VAN HALEN In The 1970s Was A Total Brain-Melting, Mind-Bending, “How The Heck Did He Do That?” Experience
So George Lynch, the dude from Dokken, was recently jawing with Tommy Colletti from The Music Zoo, and apparently Lynch…
Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…
Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…
20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…
Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…
Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…