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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Cincinnati, Ohio, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this one – a man who struck…

Justice Finally Arrives 14 Years Late to the Party
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Justice Finally Arrives 14 Years Late to the Party

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real doozy. A man…

Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI
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Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that back in July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser…

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss
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Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest iteration of Xbox’s ongoing reset has brought about a pricing change that’s left many gamers scratching their heads.…

Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions
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Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about this horrific story. A federal judge sentenced Rigoberto Román Miranda-Orozco, a 39-year-old…

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