Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…
Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…
Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…
Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…