Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Tag: humor
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…
Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…