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First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
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Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where the Only Fast-Track Is the Dance Floor, Not the Constitution!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where the Only Fast-Track Is the Dance Floor, Not the Constitution!

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Trump’s East Wing Ballroom Plan Zooms Past Bureaucratic Bullcrap The Deep State’s “independent” art committee just rubber-stamped President Trump’s East…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…

Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
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Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…

‘Bitcoin’s as Traceable as Your Mom’s Ex on Facebook.’ What You Should Know About Crypto Amid the Search for Nancy Guthrie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘Bitcoin’s as Traceable as Your Mom’s Ex on Facebook.’ What You Should Know About Crypto Amid the Search for Nancy Guthrie

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, sure — let’s trust the same people who think inflation is just “in your head” to explain Bitcoin. Classic…

Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain
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Guthrie Investigators ‘Racing Against Time’ While Everyone Else Naps, Says Former SWAT Captain

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the FBI is finally “investigating” the disappearance of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie—right before the ransom deadline conveniently passes. How…

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