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Tag: Hunter Biden

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
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CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

Live Nation Antitrust Trial Resuming: Because Apparently Settling Was Too Mainstream
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Live Nation Antitrust Trial Resuming: Because Apparently Settling Was Too Mainstream

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Justice Department Caves to Live Nation in Another Biden-Era Softball Settlement Well, well, well, looks like the swamp creatures at…

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
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Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…

Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)
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Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Wow, another tragic “accident” at an airport. How convenient for the deep state to have another crisis just as President…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
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Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)
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Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Breaking: Lebanese PM Begs Trump to Fix Their Mess While Dems Cry About His ‘Dangerous Diplomacy’ In a stunning display…

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
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Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…

House Republicans face off with Iran drama and pump pain while fumbling their economic master plan like a clumsy magician dropping the rabbit
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House Republicans face off with Iran drama and pump pain while fumbling their economic master plan like a clumsy magician dropping the rabbit

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Chaos at the Pump: Republicans Panic as Gas Prices Soar Under Trump’s Iran War What a disaster! Gas prices are…

Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred
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Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Look at this, folks! Three wealthy, powerful brothers—supposedly the kings of luxury real estate—turned out to be nothing but a…

RAMmageddon: When AI Ate the Memory Market Alive
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RAMmageddon: When AI Ate the Memory Market Alive

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

The Great RAM Robbery: How Biden’s Bureaucrats Are Destroying Your Gaming Rig Well, well, well, look what we have here,…

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