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Tag: I Prevail

I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Is BACK With A Summer Tour That'll Melt Your Face Off
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…

ADAM GONTIER on THREE DAYS GRACE’s Tag-Team Vocals: “The Fans Deserved This Circus”
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ADAM GONTIER on THREE DAYS GRACE’s Tag-Team Vocals: “The Fans Deserved This Circus”

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Estonia’s AlteRock, the dynamic duo of THREE DAYS GRACE – Adam Gontier and Matt Walst…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
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Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
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I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…

I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…

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