Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…
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Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…