Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…
Tag: ICE
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…
ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…
SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…
Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…
Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds. Featuring Abbath…
Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…