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Tag: Iggy Pop

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
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DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…

Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”
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Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

DUFF MCKAGAN, the bassist from that band your mom likes, GUNS N’ ROSES (yeah, them), decided to grace us with…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

So, like, apparently, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, those emo dinosaurs 🦖, are STILL trying to milk their “Long Live: The Black…

CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

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