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The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! đđ The new trailer for…
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, theyâre just really bad at staying fallen.…
Marvel has officially entered its “Plotting the Void” era, and honestly, itâs a bold strategy, Cotton. Letâs see if it…
Leftist Hollywoodâs Latest Propaganda Piece âAvatar: Fire and Ashâ Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Canât Escape the Woke…
đ¨ BREAKING: Christopher Nolan Announces Heâs Finally Making a Movie About a Man Who Just Wants to Get Home, But…
James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and Itâs 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! đ 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…
OMG! đą Did anyone actually ask for this? đ Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 𤢠Is Disney just…
