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Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
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Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
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Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
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Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
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ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say
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Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s efforts to Make America Great Again! Now, they’re…

E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
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E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
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Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…

State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
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State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…

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