Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s efforts to Make America Great Again! Now, they’re clutching their pearls over Guatemalan children being sent back home? Give me a break!
The liberal media, CNN, is crying about how Trump is “repatriating” Guatemalan children. Oh no, not the children! These kids, they claim, were “woken up in the middle of the night” and are at “risk” if returned home. Translation: the Democrats are losing their future voters and potential sanctuary city residents.
A “federal judge” (probably an Obama appointee) temporarily blocked the removals. Of course, they did! They always do! This is just another attempt to flood our country with illegal immigrants, all part of the Democrats’ grand plan to turn America into a socialist wasteland.
These kids “don’t have a pending asylum case and won’t be trafficked upon their return”? So, what’s the problem? Oh, right, the open borders crowd wants everyone to be able to waltz right in, no questions asked.
The attorneys are arguing about “due process” and “special protections.” Please! These kids aren’t even citizens! They have no right to be here, and President Trump is doing the right thing by sending them back where they belong.
One of the children, a 10-year-old, “suffered abuse and neglect.” And whose fault is that? Probably the parents who dragged her across the border in the first place!
They’re being sent back with “proper documentation, medication, personal belongings, and two prepared sack lunches.” What more do these ingrates want? A five-star hotel?
This whole thing is just a manufactured crisis by the Democrats and their media allies to make President Trump look bad. But we know the truth! He’s protecting our country, securing our borders, and Making America Great Again, one Guatemalan child at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
