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Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
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Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…

Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
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Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…

From Zero to Fake Hero: This Guy’s Law Enforcement Impersonation Spree is a Five-Alarm Farce | CNN
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From Zero to Fake Hero: This Guy’s Law Enforcement Impersonation Spree is a Five-Alarm Farce | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another Hollywood nutjob exposed! Turns out this “hotelier,” Steve Farzam, is just another Deep State operative trying to…

CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Elephant Reads CNN

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…

“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
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“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…

Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Elephant Reads CNN

Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
Elephant Reads CNN

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
Elephant Reads CNN

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…

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