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Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
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Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran
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Typical weak politician won’t let Trump crush Iran

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest fake news article that’s…

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?
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Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…

Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
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Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…

Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
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Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
SHUTDOWN SPECTACLE: PRIVATE SCREENERS SHINE AS TSA TUMBLES!
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20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
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DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
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Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…

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