Measles Outbreak in South Carolina Spreads Faster Than Rumors at a PTA Meeting
Leftist Panic Over Measles Outbreak Proves RFK Jr. Is Right—Again! In a stunning display of hypocrisy, hundreds of South Carolinians…
Tag: Industrial
Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…
Farming Simulator: Signature Edition: Because Nothing Says “Next-Gen” Like Watching Virtual Crops Grow
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Most Thrilling Agricultural Adventure Since Dirt Hits the Fan Lands on Nintendo Switch 2 🌾🚜 In…
Lindemann in Kraków, Poland (12/01/2025)
German Industrial metal project fronted by vocalist Till Lindemann Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…
Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
American industrial metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…
NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…