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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
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Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
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Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
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Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
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CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…

Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?
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Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, isn’t this just precious? The same media elites who once demanded we “rally around the flag” for every Democrat-led…

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
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Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

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