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Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go
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Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A chemical tank exploded in Toledo, Ohio, and it’s a big…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Elfman and Patrick Talk New Music and Film Scores
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Elfman and Patrick Talk New Music and Film Scores

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Danny Elfman and Richard Patrick apparently missed the meeting about aging gracefully into an acoustic guitar. Backstage at Louisville’s Louder…

America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
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America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich
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Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Bruno Kramm, co-founder and keyboardist of German dark wave and gothic-industrial band Das Ich, died on September 26, 2026, hours…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
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China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

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