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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…

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