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Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates
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Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Cabaret Voltaire have announced the concluding leg of their farewell North American tour, following their initial West Coast dates back…

Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
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Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…

Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE Team Up For Fall 2026 Tour
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Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE Team Up For Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE are teaming up for a Fall 2026 co-headlining North American tour, featuring support from Slay Squad. The…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Industrial/EBM/darkwave from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
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Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Industrial/Electronic Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless
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Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. still trying to take down…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🀘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

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