Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…
Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…
Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…
Instagram Sorry for Overplaying Creed’s Higher to Its Users
Instagram’s algorithm has become Creed’s most devoted fan, recommending one of their songs with a persistence that’s apparently out of…
Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…
Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…
Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…
Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…
Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…