AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…
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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…
Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…