Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
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ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…
Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…
Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…
Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…