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Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix
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Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the reopening of Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to say,…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
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Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…

Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully
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Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Medicare Advantage is going through some major changes,…

Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death
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Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, where a man died…

Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More
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Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-led blockade and sanctions against Iran are actually working, and…

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
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CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

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