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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
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Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…

LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
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LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…

Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
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Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
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Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…

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