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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
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Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
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New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
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You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
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You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
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Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭
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She latched onto him like a nightmare from a zombie movie 😭

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

First mistake was not standing your ground bud, now you have to go through insurance to fix the car Chuck…

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