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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of…

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…

GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?
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GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, look, even Adam Kinzinger, the RINO poster child, is grudgingly admitting Trump’s Iran strikes were the “right move.” Probably…

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
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Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…

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