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Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
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Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…

Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
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Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
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Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
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US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
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Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…

Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
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Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…

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