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Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
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US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
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Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…

You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane
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You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest close call in the skies when I came across this…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
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You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
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Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

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