Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
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MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
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VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
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Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
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Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…
Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…