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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…

Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
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Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…

How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake
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How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: Glen Powell has decided to make a literal killing because apparently, running from The Running Man or…

NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding
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NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

๐Ÿš€ Buckle up your couch potatoes! NASA’s next free ride to the ISS drops Feb. 15, 2026. ๐Ÿš€ NASA is…

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More Like A Better View For The 1%โ€”Forty Artists Beg You To Buy A Print

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Saturday, January 17, 6PMโ€“10PM, ABV Gallery in East Atlanta Village unleashes “A Better View”โ€”a free spectacle featuring over 40 local…

Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Letโ€™s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
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Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Letโ€™s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. Heโ€™s dead…

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
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When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trumpโ€™s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…

The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show โ€” and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k
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The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show โ€” and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Dow Hits 50K Amid Chaos: Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Greenland Threat & Ice Moms Spark Stock Market Orgy In a stunning…

2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
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2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)

FinnJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Hollywoodโ€™s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽฌ Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…

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Entrenamiento Organiza Alpha o cรณmo Alpha enseรฑa a todos a no saber entrenar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

ยกAtenciรณn, buscadores de emociones fuertes! El 21 de julio, desde las 6:00 p.m., Alpha International organiza un entrenamiento virtual donde…

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