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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow

FinnJuly 12, 2026July 12, 2026

We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…

Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
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Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…

Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet
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Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been dealt a surprise ace in the…

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
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Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…

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