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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
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DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…

AI Detectors: For When You Suspect Your Students Are Smarter Than You
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AI Detectors: For When You Suspect Your Students Are Smarter Than You

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re diving headfirst into the glorious world of AI detectors – those digital hall…

Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
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Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…

UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
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UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…

Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
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Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time

Chord F. DiscordNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…

DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
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DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…

SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
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SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…

Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
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Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

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