UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…
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Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…
DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…
Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This DÃa de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…
Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÃœE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…