John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…
Tag: International
Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This DÃa de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…
Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÃœE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
Buñuel: King of Naps
BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 DÃa de los…
“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…
Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…