Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black movie! 👽 Yes, you read that right. They’re dusting off the sunglasses and neuralyzers for a fifth installment, because apparently, four wasn’t enough to milk this alien cow dry. 🐄
Deadline (who else?) is whispering that Chris Bremner, the mastermind behind the cinematic masterpiece that was Bad Boys for Life, is being dragged in to pen this new script. 📝 Because what this franchise really needs is the guy who brought you lines like “We ride together, we die together.” (Spoiler: They don’t die.)
Sources (the same sources who probably told us Ja Rule was a musical genius) are saying that no actual actors are signed on yet. But! But! Sony is HOPING, with every fiber of their corporate being, that Will Smith will grace them with his presence once he reads Bremner’s “yet-to-be-finished” script. The plan, according to these highly reliable sources, is to shoehorn Agent J into the first draft somehow. Because subtlety is for losers. 🙄
Of course, Sony and Smith’s reps are keeping mum. Probably because they’re too busy counting the money they made from the last Men in Black cash grab… I mean, movie. 💰💰💰
Bremner, bless his heart, is the guy who also wrote Bad Boys: Ride or Die. So, you know, expect the same level of nuanced storytelling and groundbreaking character development. 🤡
Let’s not forget the Men in Black saga so far: We had the original trilogy with Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, which ranged from “decent” to “questionable.” And then there was Men in Black: International, starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson, which was basically a very expensive, very boring vacation for everyone involved. 😴
Neither Smith nor Jones bothered to show up for that last one. Smart move, guys. 🧠
The first Men in Black made a lot of money. Like, a LOT. $589 million against a $90 million budget. Which just goes to show you, people will pay to see anything with aliens and Will Smith in a suit. 🤷♀️
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