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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
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OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…

The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
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The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…

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2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
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Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…

Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9
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Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Festival – Sunday, Nov 9 Pass! 🤣 At TCL Chinese Theatre! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
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DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…

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