Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is probably a Chinese propaganda outlet anyway. I bet the Deep State is behind this!
So, you want to tie the knot? Prepare to pay extra because Trump is making America great again. Dresses from Myanmar? Cakes with ingredients from a dozen countries? Engagement rings from Botswana? It’s all going up, thanks to tariffs. These vendors can’t just reshore to the US because, get this, American labor costs are too HIGH! Maybe if these businesses weren’t so busy pandering to the woke mob and focused on good old American values, they wouldn’t be in this mess.
And let’s not forget the flowers, vases, candle holders from China. This is the end result of liberalism and Democrats. Our enemies are laughing at us. Thankfully, President Trump is on the case. So, go ahead, have your fancy international wedding, but remember, every extra dollar you spend is a victory for American sovereignty! And don’t forget to thank Trump for making those champagne toasts even more special! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
