Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…
Tag: International
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…
House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…
Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…
Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents
Oh, honey, The Pokémon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…