Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History
**OMG! 🚨 Abuse, addiction, and trauma?** 🙄 As if we haven’t heard that before. 🙄 Get ready for “The Boy…
Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…
Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…
The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…