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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
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McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…

Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
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Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…

Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
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Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…

MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
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MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…

Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)
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Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

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