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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…

Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
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Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…

ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
Breaking News: Eloy Casagrande Reveals the Secrets of Joining Slipknot, and We're Still Trying to Figure Out How He Didn't Get Lost in the Masks 🤣
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ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…

OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
Breaking News: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finds New Drummer, World Somehow Still Spinning 🌎🤯
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OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…

Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
Reshoots: Because Your Movie Wasn't Already Perfect, Apparently 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes

FinnApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…

BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All
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BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and drama from the metal music scene? 🤘🎸 Because I’ve…

BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
**Breaking News: BUCKCHERRY is Back and Ready to Roar (Again)** 🤘🎸
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BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…

METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
Breaking News: Metal Church Lineup Changes - The Drama Continues 🤯
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METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…

State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Test Announced, Because You've All Been Waiting Patiently for Like, Forever 🤣
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State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

This past weekend was a real treat for State of Decay fans, and by “treat,” I mean they finally got…

Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
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Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…

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