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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…

Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
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Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…

Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
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Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What
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Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, I stumbled upon an interview with Senator Warnock where he shared…

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
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CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now
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Wow Trump goes full blast on Dems now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Democratic Party, and I’ve got to…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
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Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…

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