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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
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Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
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Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
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CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…

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