Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…