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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
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Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
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Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

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