5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
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Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was
The House of Representatives has held billionaire investor Leon Black in contempt of Congress, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking,…
Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…
Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…
LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…
Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…
KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…