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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…

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