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Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
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Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…

THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin
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THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
Get ready for the most epic game of the century: Prove You're Human! πŸš€πŸ’»
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Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
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IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes

Chord F. DiscordApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
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Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair
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Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTΓ–RHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTΓ–RHEAD’s machine gun…

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“Speed-Jobbing en Colombie-Britannique : Mars 2026, OΓΉ les Candidats Jouent Γ  la Chaise Musicale Professionnelle”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 11, 2026

Vous Γͺtes Γ  la recherche d’un emploi qualifiΓ© en Colombie-Britannique ? ** English version below ** ⏩ AccΓ©lΓ©rez votre recherche…

The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

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