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Tag: Ireland

Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…

Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
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Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit
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Air Force One gets emergency parachute before Trump’s big exit

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest adventure, and I have to say, it’s a…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

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