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Oh no! The poor, misunderstood, totally-innocent BEHEMOTH has been canceled in Turkey. The horror! The tragedy! The absolute injustice of…
Cupid’s Crawl: Because Nothing Says Love Like Drunk Bar Hopping 💘 Chicago, love is in the air and Cupid is…
Love is overrated. Margaritas are not. 🍹 Skip the overpriced roses and forced romance—Peared is taking over Casta’s Bodega for…
Menopause at Work: Because Apparently Periods Aren’t Annoying Enough 😑 Rebecca Horton & Lori Daughtrey from MillerKnoll are here to…
KNOCKED LOOSE just dropped their latest single “Hive Mind” featuring Denzel Curry, and apparently, Louisville, Kentucky’s David Armstrong Extreme Park…
Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…
McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…
Trump’s America: The Truth About Dilley and the Great Migrant Hoax The liberal media is at it again, spewing their…
JD Vance’s Staff Accidentally Tells the Truth, White House Panics In a shocking display of accidental honesty, Vice President JD…
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
