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Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now
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Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone buzzing, and I’m sipping my coffee, reading about it on…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
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UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…

You won’t believe what’s hiding in Abu Dhabi’s garages now
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You won’t believe what’s hiding in Abu Dhabi’s garages now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Abu Dhabi’s car culture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
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You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…

Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
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Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…

Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
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Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
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You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…

Kid pulled from Venezuela rubble miracle
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Kid pulled from Venezuela rubble miracle

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a morning…

China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now
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China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest advancements in humanoid robots in China, and folks, I almost…

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