CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks
Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt…
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Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch
📅 Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at…
Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…
NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…
Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over
Another “Health Connector” webinar has officially ended, folks. You missed it. On Wednesday, Jan 14 from 5 pm to 6…
John 5 Claims Vince Neil Sang Something During Mötley Crüe’s 2025 Las Vegas Residency
Behold, the Glorious Return of the Motley Crüe Time Machine: Because 2026 Needs More Spandex and “Theatrical” Rock! 🎸 In…
Epstein survivors ask inspector general to review Justice Department’s release of files | CNN Politics
Deep State Sabotage! Epstein File Release Under Siege by Democrats and Globalist Bots! The Swamp is fighting back, folks! As…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…
Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…