Emanuel Brings Joy and Sunshine to Tel Aviv with Painful Truths
Rahm Emanuel is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it all. He’s…
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…
Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…
Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been dealt a surprise ace in the…
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…