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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
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Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…

Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
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Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
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Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…

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