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Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
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Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
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FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…

When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
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When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…

Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
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Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow
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Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

The never-ending quest for new content has finally yielded some results for fans of the viral co-op multiplayer hit Escape…

Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone
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Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest consumer sentiment index, and let me tell you, it’s a…

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