Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
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RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…
VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood 📺, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher 🕸️, or…
Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…
Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…
Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…
Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…