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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
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Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…

Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

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