Economy Still Somehow Managing To Disappoint Everyone
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest consumer sentiment index, and let me tell you, it’s a…
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…
Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…
Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…
Justice delayed literally until death
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…
Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…
Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…
Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…
Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…
Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…